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Friday, January 30, 2009

He Vs She ...!

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

SHE: I must've been given your share.

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

SHE: Okay, get out.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

SHE: I've already seen it.

SHE: Hiding from you.

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

SHE: Do not enter.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing..

SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams

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