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Friday, January 30, 2009

He Vs She ...!



SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.



SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.



SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.



SHE: I must've been given your share.



SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.


SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.



SHE: Okay, get out.



SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.



SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?



SHE: I've already seen it.



SHE: Hiding from you.



SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.



SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.



SHE: I'm a female impersonator.


SHE: Do not enter.


SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.



SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing..



SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

JiLL 's Whatever

If you are looking for a site that contains lots of information, interesting and even treaments for common problem, the JiLL's Whatever has them all for you. Whether they are on Hair Falling, Nail, life, ance, just about anything even the mundane, all to give readers and keep them interested and entertained.

You can learn new things and interesting facts based on articles written here. The site looks clean and soothing to the eyes, reading the stuffs in the articles is a breeze. Aside from the humorous side that the site wishes to give to readers, there also is the serious side of it with political stuffs and events to name a few.

There were articles that did give me quite a good laugh while there were serious ones like this Fluoroquinolones. Check out more articles of Nail Fungus Treatment and many more.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

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Friday, January 16, 2009

The Beginning of the Problem ....

The Beginning of the Problem ....

On the afternoon of March 29, 1857, Mangal Pandey, a handsome, mustachioed soldier in the East India Company's native regiment, attacked his British lieutenant. His hanging a week later sparked a subcontinental revolt known to Indians as the first war of independence and to the British as the Sepoy Mutiny. Retribution was swift, and though Pandey was a Hindu, it was the subcontinent's Muslims, whose Mughal King nominally held power in Delhi, who bore the brunt of British rage. The remnants of the Mughal Empire were dismantled, and 500 years of Muslim supremacy on the subcontinent came to a halt.

Muslim society in India collapsed. The British imposed English as the official language. The impact was cataclysmic. Muslims went from near 100% literacy to 20% within a half-century. The country's educated Muslim √©lite was effectively blocked from administrative jobs in the government. Between 1858 and 1878, only 57 out of 3,100 graduates of Calcutta University — then the center of South Asian education — were Muslims. While discrimination by both Hindus and the British played a role, it was as if the whole of Muslim society had retreated to lick its collective wounds.

Out of this period of introspection, two rival movements emerged to foster an Islamic ascendancy. Revivalist groups blamed the collapse of their empire on a society that had strayed too far from the teachings of the Koran. They promoted a return to a purer form of Islam, modeled on the life of the Prophet Muhammad. Others embraced the modern ways of their new rulers, seeking Muslim advancement through the pursuit of Western sciences, culture and law. From these movements two great Islamic institutions were born: Darul Uloom Deoband in northern India, rivaled only by Al Azhar University in Cairo for its teaching of Islam, and Aligarh Muslim University, a secular institution that promoted Muslim culture, philosophy and languages but left religion to the mosque. These two schools embody the fundamental split that continues to divide Islam in the subcontinent today. "You could say that Deoband and Aligarh are husband and wife, born from the same historical events," says Adil Siddiqui, information coordinator for Deoband. "But they live at daggers drawn."

The campus at Deoband is only a three-hour drive from New Delhi through the modern megasuburb of Noida. Strip malls and monster shopping complexes have consumed many of the mango groves that once framed the road to Deoband, but the contemporary world stops at the gate. The courtyards are packed with bearded young men wearing long, collared shirts and white caps. The air thrums with the voices of hundreds of students reciting the Koran from open-door classrooms.


via TIME

Login with Multiple id at a time in Yahoo Mess ,GTalk or Google

Login with Multiple id at a time in GTalk or Google

Right click on your GTalk icon (On desktop) then select properties then just change Target value to

“C:\Program Files\Google\Google Talk\googletalk.exe” /nomutex

that is add /nomutex at the end without commas then press ok.

Now you will see that you will be able to open multiple Google Talk instances.



Login with Multiple id at a time in Yahoo Messenger.

1. Go to start > Run > Type regedit > Press Enter
2. Click on the plus sign near the folder HKEY_CURRENT_USER
3. Click on the plus sign near the folder Software
4. Click on the plus sign near the folder Yahoo
5. Click on the plus sign near the folder Pager
6. Right Click on the folder name Test > New > DWORD Value
7. Right side you will get a file named New Value #1
8. Right Click on the file New Value #1 and Rename it as Plural and press enter
9. Double Click on the file Plural
10. You will get a windown named Edit DWORD Value
11. Type 1 inside 'Select the Value data' and press enter
12. Close the registery editor window
13. Now you can launch multiple windows and use different ID's.

Cheers!!!
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